About BFFE

Welcome to the BFFE statistics website.

Here you can find player and team statistics, records and other information. You can also find upcoming fixtures, as well as a record of all results and previous seasons. If you wish to contest any of the statistics, you can f*** off.

Next Monday game:

vs The Specials

23rd April

Kick off @ 19:30

Previous result: Won 9-0

Record: P:2 W:2 D:0 L:0

Next Thursday game:

vs Leavemyarselona

26th April

Kick off @ 21:00

Previous result: Drawn 1-1

Record: P:9 W:5 D:1 L:3

Stats of the week

(Thursday) Craig made his 70th appearance for the Thursday team.

(Monday) We failed to score for the first time in 15 games.

(Monday) 20 goals scored in 5 games so far season. Last season we scored 17 goals in 15 games.

(Both) NEW RECORD – Monday’s game was our worst ever result. The previous worst was a 6-1 defeat to Olney Fools & Horses in July 2016.

(Both) Reece scored his 5th hat trick on Thursday. 3 more than any other player. Padzy and Ellis have two, while Harvey, Zach and Sam are the only others with hat tricks.

(Both) Reece and Craig picked up their 50th wins on Thursday.

Total games played
  • Lost - 38
  • Drawn - 18
  • Won - 58

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Goals conceded


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Last Match (Monday)

vs Dragon Slayers

16th April 2018

Result: Lost 0-6

Players: Kleiny (GK), Craig, Harvey, Reece, Jake, Sam


Last Match (Thursday)

vs Eaglestoners

19th April 2018

Result: Won 3-1

Players: Lewis (GK), Craig, Harvey, Nick, Reece, Ellis, Neil

Goals: Reece (3)