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Welcome to the BFFE statistics website.

Here you can find player and team statistics, records and other information. You can also find upcoming fixtures, as well as a record of all results and previous seasons. If you wish to contest any of the statistics, you can f*** off.

Next Monday game:

vs Yam Yam Army

16th July

Kick off @ 20:30

Previous result: Won 8-0 (friendly)

Record: P:1 W:1 D:0 L:0

Next Thursday game:

vs EGC

12th July

Kick off: 19:30

Previous result: Won 4-0 (friendly)

Record: P:1 W:1 D:0 L:0

Stats of the week

(Both) After an unbeaten run of 8 games, we’ve lost 3 of the last 4 games.

(Both) Ash turns 30 years old on Friday 13th. #returnofthepeanut

(Both) In 11 attempts, we’ve only won our first game of the season once!

(Both) We had kept a record consecutive 6 clean sheets, before Jack gave away that penalty on Thursday.

(Both) Ellis played in his 50th game last Thursday, he has scored 33 goals in that time and racked up 33 wins. Ellis has the highest team goals per game by some distance – an impressive 2.37. Ellis also has the highest points per game by some distance – 1.40

(Both) Chris played in his 40th game. He has a good record of 1 goal in every 3.91 games and has the best goals conceded per game of everyone – just 0.93

(Both) Craig has played in 100 games. The 3rd player to reach that. An impressive 60 wins and 33 clean sheets! Just 5 goals though…

(Thursday) Nick has gone 8 games without scoring. His longest run without a goal.

(Thursday) We’ve played Platform Sales 16 times, losing 9 of those.

Total games played
  • Lost - 43
  • Drawn - 20
  • Won - 72

Goals scored


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Goals conceded


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Last Match (Monday)

vs Low Expectations FC (friendly)

9th July 2018

Result: Lost 1-2

Players: Kleiny (GK), Craig, Chris, Harvey, Padzy, Jake

Goals: Jake (1)

Last Match (Thursday)

vs Can’t Dutch This

12th July 2018

Result: Lost 0-1

Players: Harvey (GK), Chris, Craig, Nick, Ellis