About BFFE

Welcome to the BFFE statistics website.

Here you can find player and team statistics, records and information. Upcoming games, as well as a record of previous games and seasons. If you wish to contest any of the statistics, you can f*** off.

Next Monday game:

vs Chicken Tikka Mo Salah

26th February

Kick off @ 19:30

Previous result: N/A

Record: P:0 W:0 D:0 L:0

Next Thursday game:

vs Leavemyarselona

22nd February

Kick off @ 19:30

Previous result: Lost 1-2

Record: P:8 W:5 D:0 L:3

Stats of the week

(Thursday) After scoring 3 goals in his first 5 games, Chris now hasn’t scored in 8 games.

(Thursday) Harvey has scored 4 goals this season, his highest in a season.

(Monday) We still have the 6th best defence in all three divisions. Conceded 16 – 12 of those have come in just 3 games.

(Both) Reece was goalless in 5 games in January. He has scored 7 goals in 6 games in February.

Total games played
  • Lost - 33
  • Drawn - 15
  • Won - 49

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Last Match (Monday)

vs MK Originals

19th February 2018

Result: Lost 1-3

Players: Kleiny, Harvey, Chris, Padzy, Reece, Jake, Alex

Goals: Reece (1)

Last Match (Thursday)

vs Athletico Pathetico (friendly)

15th February 2018

Result: Won 5-0

Players: Danny (GK), Craig, Harvey, Chris, Reece, Nick, Padzy

Goals: Reece (2), Harvey (1), Craig (1), Padzy (1)